He's annoying. There’s no way to compete with that kind of awesomeness! Unfortunately, social media -- and Facebook especially -- serves as a virtual bullhorn that broadcasts that obnoxiousness across the Internet and beams all the bullshit directly to your laptop, tablet or phone. THE PERFECTIONISTS There should be a warning to avoid having unwanted images seared into one’s brain. We start with an old fan non-favorite — the mom or dad who posts WAY too many pictures of kids. Derek is definitely one of those annoying parents on Facebook that feed their ideas, and grin stupidly when their kid parrots it back to them. 6. The Misinformer. Like fatherly on Facebook ... One of the most “annoying” things parents do these days before school even begins is over-schedule their kids. It’s not only annoying, but it’s actually working against you: Studies have shown that people who brag about their relationships on Facebook are actually the most insecure about them. THE MISINFORMER You stared at that friend request for four entire days before you grudgingly accepted, all the while knowing full well the hell that would follow. Or hipsters. Jul 8, 2015 - Explore Danielle LaTour's board "Annoying Parents" on Pinterest. Instead of "Congrats, that's awesome!" Learn how your comment data is processed. Totally true. 5. The good news is your parents have learned to work the computer. Because the Internet needs more cat pictures and food portraiture. 1. Sunrises, sunsets, landscapes, pets, or — God forbid — food. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON’T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT! 1. At least a run-of-the-mill braggart is an asshole out in the open, and doesn't feel the need to be a passive aggressive dillweed about everything. 3,173 talking about this. If the answer is Yes, then sure, let’s share! My point is morally i could not work for them, hers was “they have mouths to feed dont judge them when you dont know their story!”, To which i responded, if they catch someone with dementia it could be resulting in awful circumstances, her reply was “when you have children youll understand!”. I understand you wanted to celebrate your 1-year-old taking his first steps, but that's just not how Facebook parenting rolls. wikiHow Account. Doesn’t matter what year we live in. 09/19/2013 11:37 am ET Updated Feb 02, 2016 We've all scrolled through our Facebook news feed and found ourselves reading updates from "friends" who seem to be having the "BEST DAY EVER!!!" Seriously, who does this?? Aaron’s articles on parenting and family have been featured in TIME Magazine, The Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Parents Magazine, American Baby, and iVillage, just to name a few. My name is Aaron, and I share. How many times have you seen a headline or meme that says something like "WARNING!!!!!!!! That’s why STFU, Parents exists, so parents can read up on good posting habits before they start Snapchatting their morning sickness or broadcasting their mucus plugs on Facebook live. Case in point, I can’t even count how many sick kids, crying kids, kids with broken bones, kids with black eyes, etc. 6. Aaron’s articles on parenting and family have been featured in TIME Magazine, The Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Parents Magazine, American Baby, and iVillage, just to name a few. After they get the cast they think it’s the coolest thing on Earth. THE GRATUITOUS PICTURE POSTER As a non-parent (thus far), you’re pretty dead on. But, hey our parents think since the Facebook is on our PC, our son/daughter must’ve meddled with it because let’s admit it we are all a bunch of creative and tech genius gurus. 10. DILLARDS. Yes, you are completely, utterly alone. My apologies. Being overwhelmed is a rite of passage for all parents, as is dealing with the monotonous, insane, gut-wrenching, overpowering, bring-you-to-your-knees emotional roller coaster that is raising kids. THE ONE-UPPER 21 Annoying Facebook Status Updates That Need to STOP Last Updated: August 1, 2020 By: Patrick …because we’re all pretty much sick of Facebook and, well, you’re just making it worse by updating your status with these 21 gems. Instead of … DILLARDS. Sunrises, sunsets, landscapes, pets or -- God forbid -- food. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON’T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT!” or the complete lie that was pedophiles being able to get to your kids via the Talking Angela app? We start with an old fan non-favorite -- the mom or dad who posts WAY too many pictures of kids. The generation gap sets a trend that is difficult for a parent to understand. THE TMI (TOO MUCH INFORMATION) PARENTS A broken arm is not a kid at his/her worst. October 5, 2018 at 1:59 pm. Yes. 9. You can also follow The Daddy Files on Facebook. If you need to flag this entry as abusive, 9 Things Parents Should Avoid Posting About On Facebook This Summer, Raise the kind of person you'd like to know, "WARNING!!!!!!!! They are one of the FFFs (Flawless Facebook Families), and their existence irks you for reasons you can’t even fully comprehend. So, which annoying Facebook parents did I miss? March 16, 2017 by Lisette Mejia. I'm a reasonable guy. It reminds us that parents often seem like they exist in a different universe, one in which they're oblivious to how annoying they can be to their children.But Smith's classic is just the tip of the iceberg. Dear parents, are you guilty of jamming your friends’ Facebook feeds with child-related posts and updates? But none of these groups are the *most* annoying of all. My parents are so annoying. Being overwhelmed is a rite of passage for all parents, as is dealing with the monotonous, insane, gut-wrenching, overpowering, bring-you-to-your-knees emotional roller coaster that is raising kids. Yes, before any of you bring it up, let me be the first to admit I’m king of this group. Parents are allowed to go on mommy daddy only trips or meet an amazing physical goal like your example of the iron man. Yes, you are completely, utterly alone. Bragging on Facebook – Annoying or Acceptable? But hey, #yolo right?" They think their baby looks so smart they have to tell everyone. My daughter walked at 8.5 months, but I guess all kids are different." You may wonder whether your parents have gone crazy! There’s a name for this phenomenon, but you’ve probably never heard of it. wikiHow Account. It’s douchebaggery masquerading as self-deprecatory humor, and it drives me bonkers. 7. I’m teetering on the edge of about four of those. This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. You want to contain your Facebook life but they take each of your status updates involving the kids and tag Aunt Millie and Uncle Rob, who then want to know why you haven’t accepted their friend requests. Meanwhile, my dad posts every picture he HAS of me to Facebook with embarrassing captions, and despite the pervs who have --multiple times-- seen my photos, my dad still thinks his Facebook is safer than my instagram. There are more positives than negatives when it comes to being a parent, and the years are too short to overlook the terrific things parenting brings with it by spending time dwelling on all the crap. I’m a reasonable guy. Because the Internet needs more cat pictures and food portraiture. I, myself, have flooded your poor social media streams with roughly 27,487,302 pictures of Will and Sam in the six years I’ve been a parent, so I’ve got no ground to stand on here. My apologies. that I have seen on Facebook. This piece originally appeared on www.daddyfiles.com. There's a picture of the mom seconds after giving birth (naturally, of course, and at home) -- with no makeup -- looking like a supermodel. I have used every bit of scientific methodology and cutting-edge research available to mankind (or simply looked in the mirror while also observing many of you) to put this list together. Hell, my 7-month-old just had a stint in the hospital and I posted pictures and kept people updated the whole time. A while ago, my friend Louise relayed that she was horrified to learn that a woman she knows “unfriends” people on Facebook who brag about their kids a lot. The only way to combat the Perfectionists is to take solace in the fact that they must be fake, since manufacturing happiness and the perfect image is easy to do on Facebook. There's always an alarmist in every group, but give overprotective parents individual media platforms and you have a recipe for disaster when it comes to spreading misinformation about parenting topics. I almost named this one the Hipster Parent, because it seems there's always one parent on your friend list who think s/he is too cool for the rat race that is parenthood. Truly, it is. How many times have you seen a headline or meme that says something like “WARNING!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT! The know-it-all mentality, the one-upmanship, the showboating -- it can all be a little much at times. You might want to take a seat for this. Google. 2. Your mom likes EVERYTHING you do and feels the need to comment on every single status update. YOUR ACTUAL PARENTS Things like “I honestly envy the parents with kids who aren’t in the Gifted & Talented Program. Your mom likes EVERYTHING you do and feels the need to comment on every single status update. They make their own wheatgrass tofu baby food that’s been blessed by the Dalai Lama, and no one has ever seen them fight about anything. 4. So read this list of annoying kinds of Facebook parents to find your friends, see a little bit of yourself and tell me which ones I've missed. There were the pictures of that kidless vacation to Cabo, the dinners at the fancy restaurants every weekend (who's watching the kid?? Yeah…that’s the ticket. They're rich and they have a nice house with an eco-friendly luxury car parked in the garage. No, that prize goes to the “momjacking” parents of Facebook. They're almost definitely fake. You have people who post too many photos, who spend too much time posting about politics, or complain about things in their life constantly. You want to contain your Facebook life, but they take each of your status updates involving the kids and tag Aunt Millie and Uncle Rob, who then want to know why you haven't accepted their friend requests. I would do anything for my babies!” Like Us On Facebook | Follow Us On Twitter | Contact HuffPost Parents. Junior has so much extra work, and traveling to the local university for college level classes is really cutting into his all-star equestrian practices. Google. I understand you just wanted to celebrate your 1-year-old taking his first steps, but that’s just not how Facebook parenting rolls. I don’t know why, but parenthood is the end of boundaries. Apr 28, 2018 - Explore Abby's board "annoying parents" on Pinterest. And the one really great thing about Facebook is it's a safe place to vent your frustration virtually, so you don't lob your kids over your neighbor's fence and run away. Being a mom is hard as hell. Leave your questions and comments below. I’m not sure when grown men and women lost the ability to perform a cursory Google search or take 30 seconds to look things up on Snopes, but we need to ignore the Misinformers or at the very least verify before we spread incorrect information. But yes, I still hate you. THE GRATUITOUS PICTURE POSTER We start with an old fan non-favorite — the mom or dad who posts WAY too many pictures of kids. Even your mom, at this point, probably doesn’t care that you just went out for coffee or took a sip of water, so posting your every move on Facebook isn’t only annoying … You're cool. The Know-It-All/Unsolicited Advice Giver. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON'T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT!" Fine, I overshare on a regular basis and may have written a post specifically about my wife’s cervix. The dad is uber successful, routinely runs marathons for charity, was once used as a movie double for Brad Pitt and had his personal friend Morgan Freeman narrate their DVD birth announcement. Totally true. Try to be an active listener. Spot on list Aaron. Guess what, you’re supposed to! The 5 Most Annoying Facebook Braggarts. When I was a child, no matter what happened good or bad, would my mom or grandma have taken a picture of it or told her gossip chain of friends and family about it? To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-), The 11 Most Annoying Types of Facebook Parents. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. It's important that you listen openly to one another, and try to address the specific concerns your parents have with honest and respectful answers. Screw this jackass. But then I jump on Facebook, look at what The Crafters have made their kids, and want to jump off a bridge. But at some point you've gotta say enough with the "LOOK AT THE BABY LOOK AT THE BABY!" Suddenly I’m dealing with culinary savants who are making Yertle the Turtle out of broccoli and snap peas. See more ideas about relatable, annoying parents, relatable post. So congratulations for doing what you’re supposed to be doing. And God forbid your kid sees even one picture of this artistic wizardry, and then it's "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE MY LUNCH LIKE THAT?!" The only problem is if you stop them from posting pictures of kids they'll just turn to something else. Able to post pictures of anti-Common Core math problems in a single bound. The TMI (Too Much Information) Parents. So, let me get this right. 13 Things Men Need to Know About Pregnant Women, It’s No Longer Gay Marriage, Just Marriage. There's a name for this phenomenon, but you've probably never heard of it. 11. Seriously, who does this?? So read this list of annoying kinds of Facebook parents to find your friends, see a little bit of yourself, and tell me which ones I’ve missed. Instead of “Congrats, that’s awesome!” you get something like “Hey, he finally did it huh? There are more positives than negatives when it comes to being a parent, and the years are too short to overlook the terrific things parenting brings with it by spending time dwelling on all the crap. They are one of the FFFs (Flawless Facebook Families), and their existence irks you for reasons you can't even fully comprehend. I find the “2. THE “TOO COOL FOR PARENTING” PARENT Let’s check out some examples of how parents handle photos during the month-long back-to-school-fest on Facebook. 8. The dad is uber successful, routinely runs marathons for charity, was once used as a movie double for Brad Pitt, and had his personal friend Morgan Freeman narrate their DVD birth announcement. THE HUMBLEBRAGGER Well, it’s time to call these perpetrators out by shining the spotlight of truth on them. THE COMPLAINER Sorry. Nope. written by Maria Del Russo. Contributors control their own work and posted freely to our site. Being a mom is hard as hell. Except the Know-It-All won't let you vent. THE TMI (TOO MUCH INFORMATION) PARENTS Yes, before any of you bring it up, let me be the first to admit I’m king of... 3. But then I jump on Facebook, look at what the Crafters have made their kids, and want to jump off a bridge. I'm totally talking about that annoying friend you have. I'm not sure when grown men and women lost the ability to perform a cursory Google search or take 30 seconds to look things up on Snopes, but we need to ignore the Misinformers or, at the very least, verify before we spread incorrect information. To some, he's the king of comedy, the prince of puns, the earl of irritation! So, which annoying Facebook parents did I miss? 9. THE PERFECTIONISTS 2. THE TMI (TOO MUCH INFORMATION) PARENTS” the most disturbing. And I’d want a picture of it just like my parents took a Polaroid of my broken wrist, just to record childhood. Probably. There’s always an alarmist in every group, but give overprotective parents individual media platforms and you have a recipe for disaster when it comes to spreading misinformation about parenting topics. For example, if someone excitedly posts about earning their long-awaited, hard-earned Master's degree, a MommyJacker might comment with, "Oh, that's great! It’s not 100% open because some things are definitely sacred, but I’m sure it’s more than most. Truly, it is. So even though I am a parent and I love parents, the fact of the matter is we can be an infuriating bunch. There were the pictures of that kidless vacation to Cabo, the dinners at the fancy restaurants every weekend (who’s watching the kid?? Your Actual Parents. After all, he's SO stressed helping his kid choose between Yale, Princeton and Stanford (with Harvard as the safety school, naturally). And some parents (myself definitely included) have a tendency to wallow in the negative and post update after update complaining about EVERYTHING kid-related. 10 – What is my facebook password? Meanwhile, my dad posts every picture he HAS of me to Facebook with embarrassing captions, and despite the pervs who have --multiple times-- seen my photos, my dad still thinks his Facebook is safer than my instagram. And God forbid your kid sees even one picture of this artistic wizardry, and then it’s “WHY DON’T YOU MAKE MY LUNCH LIKE THAT? The strongest example of this would be if you're going out at night. I have used every bit of scientific methodology and cutting-edge research available to mankind (or simply looked in the mirror while also observing many of you) to put this list together. He's cute. 3. !” You creative bastards have ruined it for us commoners. 8. Dear parents, are you guilty of jamming your friends’ Facebook feeds with child-related posts and updates? You've seen them. I almost named this one The Hipster Parent because it seems there’s always one parent on your friends list who think s/he is too cool for the rat race that is parenthood. Here they are. Buy my first book being published on June 16, 2020! May I add the “Pat Me on the Back for Being a Good Parent” Parent. 1. Anything you or your kid can do, the One-Upper and his/her progeny can do it better. It was just a talking cat. They act like the kid really understands enough about the world to have these ideas on their own? Uh oh. The pictures thing gets me. THE KNOW IT ALL/UNSOLICITED ADVICE GIVER After all, he’s SO stressed helping his kid choose between Yale, Princeton, and Stanford (with Harvard as the safety school, naturally). And the one really great thing about Facebook is it’s a safe place to vent your frustration virtually, so you don’t lob your kids over your neighbor’s fence and run away. Numero uno on the hated list. The 11 Most Annoying Kinds of Parents on Facebook 1. Michael: This was an “Aaron Hates Himself” post. FACEBOOK CAN STEAL YOUR PICTURES IF YOU DON'T POST THIS LEGAL COPYRIGHT! Look, I get that becoming a parent is life-changing and you want to record and share your precious new addition with everyone. The Complainer. My name is Aaron, and I share. . 3. These social media crimes need to stop. Honestly the only thing more annoying than couples on Facebook are brand-new parents on Facebook. When I do have kids, I’m going to go with what I call the Mom-Grandma Rule. 16 They demand control over your electronics. Things like "I honestly envy the parents with kids who aren't in the Gifted & Talented Program. Your dad won't stop sending you Farmville requests. or the complete lie that was pedophiles being able to get to your kids via the Talking Angela app? This may be somewhat similar to annoying parents. Regular braggarts are not on this list, because it’s social media and part of the deal is to brag. 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